Poor Larry isn't looking too good. He's pale and clammy and he's been projectile vomiting over and over again while his carers just stand by and watch.
Yet their lack of concern for Larry is made up for by their intense interest in how far splashes of his vomit can fly, and how effectively they evade attempts to clean them up.
Larry is a "humanoid simulated vomiting system" designed to help scientists analyze contagion. And like millions around the world right now, he's struggling with norovirus - a disease one British expert describes as "the Ferrari of the virus world".
"Norovirus is one of the most infectious viruses of man," said Ian Goodfellow, a professor of virology at the department of pathology at Britain's University of Cambridge, who has been studying noroviruses for 10 years.
"It takes fewer than 20 virus particles to infect someone. So each droplet of vomit or gram of feces from an infected person can contain enough virus to infect more than 100,000 people."
Norovirus is hitting hard this year - and earlier too.
In Britain so far this season, more than a million people are thought to have suffered the violent vomiting and diarrhea it can bring. The Health Protection Agency (HPA) said this high rate of infection relatively early in the winter mirrors trends seen in Japan and Europe.
"In Australia the norovirus season also peaks during the winter, but this season it has gone on longer than usual and they are seeing cases into their summer," it said in a statement.
In the United States, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) say norovirus causes 21 million illnesses annually. Of those who get the virus, some 70,000 require hospitalization and around 800 die each year.
Profuse and projectile
Norovirus dates back more than 40 years and takes its name from the U.S. city of Norwalk, Ohio, where there was an outbreak of acute gastroenteritis in school children in November 1968.
Symptoms include a sudden onset of vomiting, which can be projectile, and diarrhea, which may be profuse and watery. Some victims also suffer fevers, headaches and stomach cramps.
John Harris, an expert on the virus at Britain's HPA, puts it simply: "Norovirus is very contagious and very unpleasant."
What makes this such a formidable enemy is its ability to evade death from cleaning and to survive long periods outside a human host. Scientists have found norovirus can remain alive and well for 12 hours on hard surfaces and up to 12 days on contaminated fabrics such as carpets and upholstery. In still water, it can survive for months, maybe even years.
At the Health and Safety Laboratory in Derbyshire, northern England, where researcher Catherine Makison developed the humanoid simulated vomiting system and nicknamed him "Vomiting Larry", scientists analyzing his reach found that small droplets of sick can spread over three meters.
"The dramatic nature of the vomiting episodes produces a lot of aerosolized vomit, much of which is invisible to the naked eye," Goodfellow told Reuters.
Larry's projections were easy to spot because he had been primed with a "vomitus substitute", scientists explain, which included a fluorescent marker to help distinguish even small splashes - but they would not be at all easily visible under standard white hospital lighting.
Add the fact that norovirus is particularly resistant to normal household disinfectants and even alcohol hand gels, and it's little wonder the sickness wreaks such havoc in hospitals, schools, nursing homes, cruise ships and hotels.
During the two weeks up to December 23, there were 70 hospital outbreaks of norovirus reported in Britain, and last week a cruise ship that sails between New York and Britain's Southampton docked in the Caribbean with about 200 people on board suffering suspected norovirus.
Moving target
The good news, for some, is that not everyone appears to be equally susceptible to norovirus infection. According to Goodfellow, around 20 percent of Europeans have a mutation in a gene called FUT2 that makes them resistant.
For the rest the only likely good news will have to wait for the results of trials of a potential norovirus vaccine developed by U.S. drugmaker LigoCyte Pharmaceuticals Inc, or from one of several research teams around the world working on possible new antiviral drugs to treat the infection.
Early tests in 2011 indicated that around half of people vaccinated with the experimental shot, now owned by Japan's Takeda Pharmaceutical Co, were protected from symptomatic norovirus infection.
The bad news, virologists say, is that the virus changes constantly, making it a moving target for drug developers. There is also evidence that humans' immune response to infection is short-lived, so people can become re-infected by the same virus within just a year or two.
"There are many strains, and the virus changes very rapidly - it undergoes something virologists call genetic drift," Harris said in a telephone interview. "When it makes copies of itself, it makes mistakes in those copies - so each time you encounter the virus you may be encountering a slightly different one."
This means that even if a vaccine were to be fully developed - still a big 'if' - it would probably need to be tweaked and repeated in a slightly different formula each year to prevent people getting sick.
Until any effective drugs or vaccines are developed, experts reckon that like the common cold, norovirus will be an unwelcome guest for many winters to come. Their advice is to stay away from anyone with the virus, and use soap and water liberally.
"One of the reasons norovirus spreads so fast is that the majority of people don't wash their hands for long enough," said Goodfellow. "We'd suggest people count to 15 while washing their hands and ensure their hands are dried completely."
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What has your idiotic political rambling have to do with a story about Norovirus. Please go crawl back into your Mom's basement and stay there until you have something intelligent to add to the discussion.
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The republikans are terrified that Hillary Clinton will run for President in'16. They are going to start right now, throwing all the @!$%# they can at her. It's already started with this Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi crap. Get used to morons like ali, they are just getting started. Because they know that Hillary in a coma would still beat any candidate they could put out there.
The problem is getting some people to wash their hands at all. I can not count how many time I have seen guys go to the bathroom and walk out without washing their hands at all, leaving their germs behind on the door handle, and anything else they touch from then on for that matter. This is why I always use a paper towel when opening the door leaving a public restroom. The problem is that you do not know if the person you just shook hands with at that business meeting is one of those people. I have found that many people do not have even marginally acceptable personal hygiene practices. This is why they seem to have these outbreaks of Norovirus all the time, particularly in places where you have a lot of people in a relatively small area like a cruise ship. All it takes is a small number of people who do not wash their hands and you can end up with hundreds of people sick. One person touches a handrail then someone else touches it who ten hands a glass to some else, etc. and before you know it half the people on board are exposed. This leaves you with two options, either live like a hermit, or accept the fact that you are going to be exposed to a lot of nasty stuff every day and just learn to deal with it and protect yourself as best you can.
After that miscue some pick a booger while walking out of the Walmart mens room. The only question left is if they are hungry and eat it.
lol really. wash your hands. I got norovirus after handling a baby and forgetting to do it. My #2 sounded exactly like my #1 for about a week. :(
You also need to use a paper towel to turn off the water after you wash your hands. What is the second thing someone touches after opening the door of a stall to go wash their hands???
A faucet
If you're not using a towel then you reinfecting yourself with EVERYONES ookie gookies.
This is why I hate restrooms with only those hot air blowers for drying your hands. The second you touch the bathroom door with your bare hand, bam! you've just negated your hand washing. There is a restaurant in my city that actually has a metal attachment at the bottom of the restroom door so you can pull open the door with your foot. I have never seen this in any other restaurant anywhere. Paper towels are still better, however.
aliblahablah
Your in the wrong forum.
JS
As started in the article, the problem is more to do with inadequate cleaning products and methods after an infected person has vomitted and sprays a large area.
'Yet their lack of concern for Larry is made up for by their intense interest in how far splashes of his vomit can fly, and how effectively they evade attempts to clean them up"
They should feed Larry the Vomit machine green pea soup and let his main head spin arould in the process. This would be a good sequl to Jackass3. What some do for a living.
I would be willing to bet that those who handle cash [paper & coins] are frequently infected and carriers. Cash is one of the most filthy items an average person comes in contact with.
No video of Larry doing his job? At least a pic?
There's a pic of Larry in action here:
Argh... can't post links, apparently. Here it is broken: blogspot.com/2012/12/vomiting-larry-and-his-aerosolized.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvSTP2eJg1I
Vomiting Larry is seen at about 2:40n in the Norovirus video which is worth the watch. I mean the information on the virus, not Larry himself.
Bill i'm waiting
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So this thing actually induces enhanced vomiting in order to spread itself after infecting the gut wall and shedding into the contents? Does the infectious material travel up into the stomach from the intestine?
I think certain bacterial infections such as Salmonella and "food poisoning" which are bacterial toxins in food probably are more dangerous and cause worse agony and damage to the gut but these viruses probably are most efficient at doing what they are famous for-- quantity--! I take it norovirus is a general group and Norwalk virus is a particular one
Yellow Fever one of the worst gastrointestinal diseases known to man?
Larry is a "humanoid simulated vomiting system"named after Hollywood's Larry David. Who's gross behavior in public and at any type of gathering has now a machine named after him.
Larry is a "humanoid simulated vomiting system"named after Hollywood's Larry David. Who's gross behavior in public and at any type of gathering has now a system named after him.
I've always wanted one of these.
So is this the same virus that's infecting at least 1/5 of our friends in Texas and is in many other states now? I thought I would be safe with a flu shot - NO?
"Stomach flu" is a misnomer, since it's not really the flu...the flu shot protects against influenza, a respiratory infection. Norovirus (the stomach bug) doesn't have a vaccine yet, and as the article stated, probably changes rapidly, so drug companies will always be playing catch-up with it.
"You're killing me, Larryyy!!"
Obviously Larry has had an overdose of Obama economics, and knows full well that liberals are hell-bent on destroying America.
Guess we all need to contact Monk for advice.